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Tangled – Best Non-Pixar Disney Movie Since Beauty!

Thursday, December 9th, 2010

It was John's (not his real name) third time at a movie theater and it was well worth it! Tangled was a surprise hit! It was like a combination of Beauty and the Beast, any Pixar movie, and Shrek rolled into one! The horse, Maximus?!  Pascal, as well... OMG- freaking hilarious! The comedy timing of this flick was superb, the story was touching, the writing and acting was top-notch! This is one that will STAY in our AppleTV!

From the scene with Princess Rapunzel's bipolar teen reactions to the awesome pub musical number to the absolutely gorgeous floating lantern scene, this movie had us at every turn. Never thought I'd say it (about a non-Pixar movie), but...

DISNEY'S BACK, BABY!

Avatar? Really?!

Thursday, September 23rd, 2010

Ok. It's been out long enough that I think I can post this without too much hate mail. Avatar is the highest grossing movie ever... No, you don't get it... The highest grossing movie E-VER! Really?!

Really...

Don't get me wrong- it was good... great, even. But not the best movie of all time, not by a long shot. Sure, the effects were top-notch (we expect nothing less from the most demanding director of all time). The story was... eh. Nothing really new. Was it because of the new 3D technology? The new 3D technology that really was no better than the last iteration of 3D technology. MEH!

I've seen a few decades of sci-fi blockbusters in my lifetime and this does not come close to the best movie, ever. Don't ask me what the best movie ever is because I don't know (probably some Academy Award winner like The Four Seasons or some other non-effects-laden snoozer).

Cameron's (the most abusive director of all time) other films rate way-higher in my book! Aliens, Titanic, T2 were all way more interesting. To be sure, Avatar had an important message about not f@%king with Mother Nature, but it didn't move me to tears like Toy Story 3.

I guess my problem is that I equate the "top grossing movie ever" with "the best movie ever." I think really the only reason it was the top grossing movie ever was the fact that watching the 3D version cost 50% more than the 2D version.

I know Cameron (one of the best directors of all time) can (and has) done better.

Just hammers home the fact that marketing is evil ;)

Disclaimer: I saw Avatar on a 32" hotel flat panel TV in (*gasp) 2D. If it can't hold up on that, then it was all gimmicks that caused the hype. Titanic and Aliens would hold up in that format.

“A PhD in Horribleness”

Sunday, September 19th, 2010

I've become a fan of the geek villain. I've realized this after a pattern of "geek villain" movies and shows have come out over past years. It started with Dr. Evil of the Austin Powers movies. In many ways, he was way more funny than Austin Powers. Admit it, we all watched those movies to see Dr. Evil, right? Then there was the underground web miniseries "Dr. Horrible." I LMAO over Neil Patrick Harris' bumbling, not-so-evil evil genius! Lately though, my favorite evil phd is Doofenshmirtz of Phineas & Ferb fame.

All of these "Evil™ Doers" try so hard to be evil but, like so many things us geeks do, don't quite make the cut. Dr. Evil repeatedly tries to blackmail the superpowers of the world with his evil schemes for anywhere between one million and one hundred trillion dollars, yet he can't bring himself to curse any edgier than "frickin'." Dr. Horrible will create a death ray but he won't fight a wanna-be nemesis in a playground because there are children there. Doofenshmirtz... Well, he's a maniacal genius that's more concerned with achieving evil so long as he can storyboard his scheme in popup book format.

In many ways, they're the little kids that got picked on in the playground and grew up with ideas of vengeance in their geeky little hearts. So they act as bad-assed as they can, but they really just want a hug... and maybe a shark with fricken' lasers attached to their heads.

Get a sample of my favorite geeky villains:

Dr. Evil

Dr. Horrible

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz