It’s all Geek to Me

This is a variation of the guest posting I wrote for Lara here.

If you meet me in real life (you should've taken the blue pill), you might not guess it, but I am a bit eccentric. I have learned, after many an embarrassing situation, to "blend in"- to move around you unseen, listening to your non-geeky conversations, watching your non-geeky outings. I am not easily pigeon-holed into just being a "geek"- oh, no! I have many shades of geekness. Observe:

The types of geek I am, and have been, are:

  1. Star Wars geek
    As a young teen, I stood in line to see "Empire" and "Jedi." As an adult, I took off from work to see the first showings of the rereleases in '98 and '99. I met David Prowse, bitches!
  2. Mac Computer geek
    From the release of the 256k Macintosh in 1984 to current day- you can take my Mac when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!
  3. Movie and TV geek
    Wednesday and Friday nights are for pussies- Tuesday and Thursday night midnight pre-releases are for professionals!
  4. PHP coder geek
    I go to coding conventions. Nuff said?
  5. Food geek
    The Food Network is porn.
  6. History geek
    Ancient Mysteries of the Bible was, like, the best series EVER!
  7. Gamer geek
    I've played a few games of AD&D and have been known to wield a wicked tinder box, not to mention four years of hanging around Goths playing Vampire.
  8. oh, and Downtown Frederick geek
    I do love to push the great town I live in!

BTW- if you think you're not a geek, remind yourself that you're reading a blog on a computer... GEEK! ;)

"So long and thanks for all of the fish!" - the dolphins

3 Responses to “It’s all Geek to Me”

  1. Matt Brown says:

    So…if the Food Network is porn, does that make Alton Brown the equivalent of Ron Jeremy? ;-)

  2. Love your web page/blog! Too Funny. But I am unsure about the apple products. Maybe my kids don’t know how to use them correctly but they seem to have an aweful lot of trouble with their new iPods. But I do like the electronic reader and intend to invest in one within the next year. Just waiting to see what else comes out within the next year.

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